Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Hows Jokes
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
