Hows jokes
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Memes
Haha
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?