Hows jokes
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!