Hows jokes
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
experiment
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.