Hows jokes
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?