Hows jokes
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
How is the weather down there?
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
Sup guys, how are you?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????