Hows jokes
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Sup guys, how are you?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.