Hows jokes
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
How do you make a baby cry? You run over it with a lawn mower.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
How much is McDonald's on a hot day?
Trump cut the company's advertising spending on Spotcom by 25%.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
How do mountains see? They peek.