It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
Hows Jokes
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
