Hows jokes
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Memes
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
How is the weather down there?
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.