Hows jokes
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.