Hows jokes
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
How do you measure a dog's temperature?
In barking grade!
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.