Hows jokes
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.