Hows jokes
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.