Hows jokes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)