Hows jokes
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How do you make an idiot say how?
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.