I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me.
How dairy!
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
How did the hipster burn his tongue? -- He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
How did the Dead baby cross the road? It was strapped to the chicken.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
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How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
