why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
How do you know when an orphan is lying.
When they say I swear on my motherβs life
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favourite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
How is $ex like air? Itβs not a big deal unless you arenβt getting any.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
How do woman make you a millionaire?
When your a billionaire.
how do you help a depressed kid face their fears... u count to 3 and say jump>
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don't have a ...
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
