Hows jokes
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?