Hows jokes
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
Zionism and jihad are brothers
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
How do birds pay? With their bills!
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.