Hows jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Well.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
How do you see past that forehead?
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
What's the time?
How would I know?
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Hi Mom, how are you doing?