Hows jokes
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?