Hows jokes
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How's it going @#$!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.