How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Hows Jokes
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Paddy's beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 years they have been married.
The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex, and a cool breeze may help.
Being a bit of a cheapo, he decides not to buy a fan but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act.
After half an hour, still no sign of success, so his mate suggests swapping places. "I'll have a try, Paddy, you waft the towel."
Paddy agrees, and after two or three minutes, Paddy's wife has a moment of sexual pleasure, screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.
Paddy taps his mate Mick on the shoulder and says, "And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel!"
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
