Howe jokes
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
Memes
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.