Howe jokes

How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.

Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.

Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.