How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! ππππ
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
How are peppers πΆ so nosey?
They get jalapeΓ±o business.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. π
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."