Mmmmmmmmhhh, can't believe how much you have to put it on the same. In meinen Jahren mache and Second hand.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we."
An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.
It's quite obvious to each of the three men know where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you to do you? This is my seat after all."
The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! After all, Pakistanis and Indians are brothers! Are we not?"
The Indian is delighted at how warm and friendly they are and he takes his seat. Shortly the plane takes off and the three guys are just chilling until the Indian says, "You know its going to be a long ride and I am getting thirsty. Brothers, can I get any of you like a drink?" Then one of them says, "Yes brother, I would like a coke!"
The Indian slips off his shoes and walks barefoot to were the stewardess is at, and when the Indian is out of view, one of the Pakistanis spits into his shoe. The Indian comes back and gives him a coke.
Then the other Pakistani says, "you know what brother? I would also like a coke too!" The Indian happily obliges, and as soon as he is out of view, he also spits in his shoe before the Indian gives him a coke.
Finally, the Indian slips on his shoes and suddenly realizes how wet they are. He shakes his head and says, "Brothers! Why must we do this to each other, spitting in each others shoes and peeing in each others cokes?"
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket. How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans’ vest tight
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth? Gingervitus
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead? She unlocks the handcuffs.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper They have a dot in the middle of the head
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through something so small?
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday Depends how hard they blow out the candles
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb? Only one.... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out
How do you know you’re at a gay church? Half the congregation in kneeling
How do you know you had a gay cookout All the hotdogs taste like ass
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW
How do non-binary people kill people They slash them
How do you make a dishwasher work again? Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
