Howe jokes

Twin Towers

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Aid

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

North Korean

I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.

He said he couldn't complain.

Indian

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Dark Humor

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

Skyscraper

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.

Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

Michael Jackson

What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?

Jeffrey Epstein.

Suicide

How do pigs kill themselves?

They commit Kermit-cide.

Africa

I found out how to gain millions of followers.

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Similarity

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.

Explain Bear is always there for you.