Howe Jokes

Inspector

Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.

Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.

Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.

Trash

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

Hot Dog

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

Gay Man

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

Flashlight

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

Expense

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

Barbecue

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

Rally

How to silence a black protester at a rally?

TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.

Woman

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

Trump

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Fruit

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

Solution

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Woman

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

Teacher

How to escape your black school teacher in detention?

(Easy)

Turn off the lights!

Name

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

Cat

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

Bison

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."