How To jokes
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.