How To Jokes - Page 10 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

How do astronauts have a party?

They planet.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.

He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.

The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

How do goldfish know when to eat?

They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Why do orphans have phones?

Because they don't know how to call home.

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

How to silence a black protester at a rally?

TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"

Comment down below, does your grandma do this?

When you're in a cage But it's not real!

Being in a cage But you have the key.

Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

Living and realizing you've been born into one.

Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

But you can't live without them.

The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.