How To jokes
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."