How To jokes
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.