Ooh I wonder whats on this browser *clicks* (how to tell your kid there adopted)
How to do trick a gay man to have sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Free will is like having a vagina you don't need to know how to use it and you don't need to know what it does but what matters is that you have it.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball Because they cannot find the home
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington? I know how to use an exercise band.
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
My friend said to me how to spell Tom and I said t o m m and he said that not how you spell it’sTom and he sese you have to take out 1m and he so I said but witch one
Yo papa was so dumb he didnt know how to turn on his computer
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Why cant orphans play baseball They dont know how to get to home.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell/ properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb trumps wall
At 5 years, i already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi daisy lets play a game called your adopted i will start your mum died so i had to adopt you but dont think i live you beacuse ypur where the only kid their haha
Me: I know how to use a Microwave! Also me: Mom! The Microwave is on fire!
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart don’t let me down again, please.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
