How To jokes
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Memes
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."