How To jokes
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
how to kidnap kids
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
How to stop bullying?
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet... What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.