If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence
None the rest fly away
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb. None, because they can't change anything.
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
A man found out that he was going to die. A German doctor comes in and says “you have 10 more”. The man yells out “10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!”. And the doctor says ”No seconds” and the man says “9 SECONDS!!!” And the doctor says “Nine Ten Seconds” He asked “How many seconds do i have to live 10,9 , or..........” Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
How many mice dose it take to *screw* in a light bulb 2 ;)
Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”
How many genders are there? One, women are property.
You know how many people said "this ship will never sink"?
They jinxed it by saying "never sink"
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
how many baby's does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw them
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because Feminists can't solve problems.
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How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4....if you turn it upside down
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut em'
