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How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?

4!

One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"

How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.