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A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
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Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"