How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
how many baby's does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw them
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
How many Thumbs down can this joke get?
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How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
TEN-TICKLES
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
