How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? 7 when i tried
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
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keep it going on lol
how many apps did he download ... well he did run out of storage
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
TEN-TICKLES
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
how many Americans does it take to fill the grand canyon
4
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
