How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
How many oz. of water does it take to screw a light bulb.
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
there are 5 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off. how many are left?- 0 they were copy cats
How many babies dose it take to make dinner 3 to 4 theirs not a lot of meat on them
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
