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Hi đââď¸ Iâm going back home ii
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people have houses but I don't have a house bc I do t have parents:said the orphan
what u call a house that isn't a house? not a house
How do u know an abo robbed ur house? The bins empty and the dogs pregnant
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
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today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!' but it wasn't really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came.............................
AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy??!!! arn't u MAD!!!!!!! then she replied who's THAT!!??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!đđđ but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said....................... oh he's moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma'm where! SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit eitherđ§ i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
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How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
Yo mama so short she wakes up everyday in a brick house singing âEverything is Awesomeâ.
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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house? -- He was snowed in.
What is the difference between a human and human rights act to a tree house to the human being and the
What show can the orphan relate to...Full house
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Why do orphans not play call of duty? Because they have to land at houses.
Why canât orphans have a house pet
Because itâs parents have it to its self
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blowed up and okra was everywhere . I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was
