I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
Why can orphans get away from the fbi? Because they dont have a house
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, " You have to dig a little."
why does an orphan like home base because he doesnt have one
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...
Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both
Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week
Why is a orphan favorite game monopoly? because it can actually buy a house
When I hit a home run I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had to walk around the house 🏡
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home
if the moon landing was fake so is your house
What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?
A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent
I was invited into a celebrity's house, thats what i told the cops at least...
Why are wives also called a housekeeper? Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn't go to your house
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet? Yeah neither has he
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
