My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
Did you know hellen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? Neither did she
An Orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday, i said "Don't you have a family?"
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
why can't orphans walk through door because they don't have a house to walk into
Where does a French cat live? -in Purr-is OR -in the Catacombs OR -in a chat-eau
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress...ewww!" "Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".
I wish the grass outside of my house is emo, because it would cut itself
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends on 2 came out where are the others?
(getting brutaly murdered)
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house
What movie do orphan’s hate? Full house 🏠
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
2. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you 😫
Why are orphans so bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house looks like
What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't? Answer: A home
A girl came to my house she said where’s your parents I started crying
