An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
What do you call an orphan home alone
A family reunion
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Earth is full. Go home!
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Why cant orphans play baseball
They don't no where home is
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHINgles!
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
