House jokes
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.