What movie do orphan’s hate? Full house 🏠
An Orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday, i said "Don't you have a family?"
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
Where does a French cat live? -in Purr-is OR -in the Catacombs OR -in a chat-eau
I wish the grass outside of my house is emo, because it would cut itself
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress...ewww!" "Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
Earth is full, Go home!
What do you call an orphan home alone
A family reunion
why did the serial killer cross the rode, to get to the victims house
knock knock who's there, the serial killer
When you suicide in your house, that's suicide but when you suicide outside, you failed your parkour
You: Finds a time clock that can change time
Your friend the next day: Hey, can borrow yo' house
You: No I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house, he said he was confused because he didnt know what that is
I made a house for orphans and....
they had no clue How to use it
Why cant orphans play baseball
They don't no where home is
what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms
