Hotness jokes
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Your mom is hot.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.