Hotness jokes
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
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Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Your mom is hot.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.