Hotness

Hotness jokes

Misfortune

UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!

Mummy

Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.

LOLOLOOLOLLOL

Pride Month

Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?

It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...

Wheel

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

Girl

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

Memes

Marshmallow

What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

Orphan

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

Hot Dog

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

Funeral

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Horse

A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"

The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"