Hotness

Hotness jokes

Barbecue

    • A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'

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    • Depression

    • Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

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    • Hotness memes

    Orphan

    • What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

    What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

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    • Handjobs

    • A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."

    He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

    She says, "Yes, I am."

    He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."

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    • Girl

    • I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

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    • Donkey

    • A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

    His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

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