Whats hot and hard? Me when i look at children
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What do you call a guy in a well chair that walks into a fire
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My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?
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I get big weniro when i think about big farting girl
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?. A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
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19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️
Clamgodamron: are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
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A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady "WOOW SHES HOT." HE picks her up and pee;s on her and says Hi lady lets have sex.
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🌍:You're so hot! 🌎:How are you single? ☀️:I burn anyone who gets too close!
yo mamas so hot when she walked into subway she gave me a foot long
As a son I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot. I came home the next day I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask whats going on my mom said to me. Meet your new daddy, then my friend said to hey son get me a beer from the fridge.
three guys walk into a bar. one asian one american, one black a girl walks in and says if all three of you D____ sizes dont add up to 12 inches i will shoot you first comes the american with 3 inches, then the black man with 8, it totals out to 11 and they look at the asian and say "oh no" he comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve she walks away and says ok, the asian says, your lucky she was hot so i had a boner
