Hotness jokes
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
Memes
What I do on most afternoons.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
You're so hot!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.