Hotness jokes
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
You're so hot!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"