Hotness jokes
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Animals are just... so hot!
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
What is your summer name? Hot.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
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When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"