Hotness jokes
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Two women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement.
Emma turns to Jane and says, "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with, "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with, "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with, "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"
Emma replies with, "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with, "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
Red hot 🥵
Hot man is sexy.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Like if you think oily men are hot.