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Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot wheels.

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

what do you get after a leper has a hot bath… porridge.

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute ©, delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won


Why was the obtuse angle hot?

It Was More Than 90*

Why did the guy get the hose

Because the girl was smoking hot

Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?

A: The honor roll

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, “Man, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin says, “OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!”

Hot shingles in your neighbourhood wanting to get nailed.

What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire

Hot wheels

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees