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Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot wheels.

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

what do you get after a leper has a hot bath… porridge.

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute ©, delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won

the WIENER

Why was the obtuse angle hot?

It Was More Than 90*

Why did the guy get the hose

Because the girl was smoking hot

Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?

A: The honor roll

why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body

are you a volcano? because you’re hot and i really lava you

one volcano said " is that you cues I am hot"

Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog!

Why was the burnside bridge so hot … Because it’s on the burning side