Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute ©, delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, “Man, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin says, “OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!”
One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”