Hotness jokes
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Your mom is hot.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
Red hot 🥵
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!