Hotness Jokes

UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE MY WIFE GOR HOT BY A BUS!!! AND I LOST MY JOB AS A BUS DRIVER!!

When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels I mean cars no I gave him literal hot wheels

What do u call a autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheel chair hot wheels

whats did the marshmellow say when he was roasting in the fire- is it hot in her or is it just me

why is mercury so hot? I know because the sun is killing mercury.

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If your hot dog taste like a peace of wood who gonna call GHOST MUSTERD

i was at a funeral i kiss a hot girl i did not know she was the one that died

YOUR SO HOT

hi ima girl gamer looking for a hot bf

A horse says to they other horse are you hot?

The other horse says ahhhh a house that talks

Your mom is so hot, if she had a only fans page, she would get more money than companies on pride month

What do you call a wheelchair on fire

Hot weels

1st graders: ay yo girl I think you’re beautiful let’s get married!! 2nd graders: uhh don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee. 3rd graders: uh my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up sweetie. 4th graders: hey I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind....... 5th graders(they start wearing makeup): ay girl your eyelashes are pretty I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr. 6th graders: heyyyyy I gotta tell you a secret I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh I’ll text you later! 7th graders: we need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy alright bye now 8th graders: hi sweetheart I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....