Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Animals are just... so hot!
Your mom is hot
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE MY WIFE GOR HOT BY A BUS!!! AND I LOST MY JOB AS A BUS DRIVER!!
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
What do u call a autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheel chair hot wheels
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire
Hot weels
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
