Hotness jokes
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Animals are just... so hot!
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.