Fiery jokes
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
FIERY LOS
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
The sun is fire.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
how it started
Community talk
anybody want some ducks ( grabs a duck and presents it it back flips in my hand towards my face ) oh sh- (it spits fire in my face) I AM FIREPROOF!!!!
One evening in Beaver Hollow, a most deranged tale unfolded within the notorious Van der Linde gang at the peak of their desperation. The sun had set on another chaotic day, casting eerie shadows through the dense forest. Little did anyone know, this evening would be filled with unimaginable horror.
Arthur Morgan, known for his unpredictable nature and mischievous spirit, had been growing tired of Dutch's leadership… Read more