What breakdancing ,twitching and noisy?
A child with epilepsy
A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
What were Michael Jackson's last words? Take me to the children's hospital.
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said i cant treat you, the boy asked why, and the doctor said because im a family doctor.
why did the cookie go to the hospital because it felt crummy
What time is it when when a nurse 👩⚕️ s
I wanted to get brain surgery. I changed my mind.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer
*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
well what am i gonna do now...
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
My doctor called me a "psychopath". HOW DARE HE!?! HE'LL PAY FOR THIS!
A man wakes up from his operation and the doctor says ‘I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?’ The man says ‘bad’ so the doctor says ‘during the surgery your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man’ the man says ‘what’s the good then?’ And the doctor says ‘I’m picking her up at 7’
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
Man: Doctor where are you taking me Doctor: to the morgue Man: but I’m not dead yet Doctor: are we there yet
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
