Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
Why did the author go to the emergency room? -- His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
what do you call a hospital that's flooded vegetable soup
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter" (e)
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.
After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.
After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?
Why was the north tower a bad doctor when the south tower collapsed? Bc the north tower didn’t do cpr
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
I got evicted from the hospital today For telling all the patients to stay positive! What a negative effect!
