Horror jokes
Slept in my Little Shop of Horrors T-shirt, woke up and could suddenly see more.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!