Don't be scared of skeletons
They don't have the guts for murder
What game do zombies 🧟♀️ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing but when i the it people just looked horrified.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian’s hahahahaha
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends on 2 came out where are the others?
(getting brutaly murdered)
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
skinny deformed creature in the distance
Whats the difference between the titanic and georgie from 'It'.Georgie floated
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heared scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police. But it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again. But this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby. Certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
