Horror jokes
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
I eat kids.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.