Horror

Horror jokes

Baby

  • What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.

    What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.

    What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.

    Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.

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  • Dead Baby

  • What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.

    What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.

    What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.

    What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.

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  • Victim

  • Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

    When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

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  • Movie

  • Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

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  • Community talk

  • ITS NOT EVEN 3 AM YET

    I swear to god I hear a giggle from somewhere nearby, like outside my room. I have no idea what the hell is going on here and I don't want to know..

    Doom's log: 10/14/26 at 1:20

  • Why do I always feel like I'm being watched... Every night when I try and sleep I always feel an unearthly presence somewhere nearby... Then voices.... which have not shut up... I think its coming from my walls

    Doom's log 10/12/26