Horror jokes
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
I eat kids.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.