What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Two sentence horror stories go.
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
