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killer of bears 101

why??

Two identical images of a puppet looking sideways with wide eyes. Below are the words 'People: Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza because it's a fruit. Tomato:'

Kai :)

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows a magician in the top half, who says, "And for my next trick I will disappear." The bottom half shows a close-up of the same man with a pear next to his face. The text says, "Fuck you pear, you taste like shit."

MisterDussel

Thats a sussy Strawberry

A hand holds a strawberry that is shaped like two fused fangs or teeth. The background is a gray patio and green grass.

MEME LORD

The image shows a yellow cartoon duck standing in a dark room, with a sword visible behind it. Above the duck are speech bubbles with text: 'im not gonna ask you again where are the grapes'

Heroin Monkey

A person is squeezing a toy alligator in a lemon squeezer. A bottle of Gatorade stands nearby. In the background, the Stonks Guy looks at the scene. The text reads: "When life gives you gators make Gatorade."

shaylie lol

A black and brown dachshund dog with bulging blue eyes and swollen cheeks looks directly at the camera. The text at the top of the image reads: "When you eat a grape at the grocery store and make eye contact with an employee."

HuskyPhoenix_647

A man pushes a shopping cart full of bananas in a grocery store. Text above and below the image says: "That is the guy from the maths book who buys 50 bananas without a reason."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.

A Star Wars Fan

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows the text "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" with a wooden background and a heart shape made of vegetables and fruits. The bottom panel shows Batman looking stoic in front of a city background and the text "Some Chinese guy right now:".

Ali

A red apple with human eyes and mouth in the center of a black square.

A Dumb Child

Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...

The image shows two halves of what appears to be an orange, but the caption on top says "THE APPLE". The two halves are aligned, and the cut surfaces show the typical inner structure of an orange. The orange parts are a light orange color. The image is displayed against a neutral background.

Heroin Monkey

A digital art image shows three cartoonish fruits on a gray concrete surface. In the foreground, a bright red strawberry with a large open-mouthed smile and wide eyes appears to be running forward. Behind the strawberry, a green pear with an anxious expression and darting eyes is also running. To the right, a banana, partially peeled to reveal the white fruit, has a sinister smile and appears to be chasing the other fruits.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo of a yellow object that looks like a banana duck hybrid. The text on the image says, "Identify this bird!"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A digital rendering depicts a yellow duck standing in a dimly lit room, with a sword slightly visible behind it. A speech bubble above the duck reads: "I'm not gonna ask you again: where are the grapes?"

mal

I felt the need to share this masterpiece with all of you.

A slice of watermelon with a clown face, complete with a red nose and red tufts of hair.

Heroin Monkey

A hand giving a thumbs up in front of a sign that reads "GO NUTS IN HERE". The sign belongs to a restaurant called AYOUB'S.

Heroin Monkey

A banana is carved into the shape of a gun.

CrunchyGrapes?

Who here plays blox fruits?

A Roblox character with white wings is standing in a video game environment. A speech bubble above the character says, "Selling toenails for fruit pls." Below the character is a user interface that displays "Safe Zone - PvP disabled". Below that is another user interface with six slots and icons, e.g. a claw and a jaguar head.

AnimeGuy

I cant un see this:

The image shows a split panel. On the left is an anime character with purple, grape-like hair. On the right is a person with a shaved head and actual grapes arranged on it in the same shape as the anime character's hair. The text "I can't unsee it" is displayed at the top.

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