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Pineapple

2 years ago

why??

Two identical images of a puppet looking sideways with wide eyes. Below are the words 'People: Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza because it's a fruit. Tomato:'
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  • Friend

    2 years ago

    im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

    A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."
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  • Strawberry

    2 years ago

    Thats a sussy Strawberry

    A hand holds a strawberry that is shaped like two fused fangs or teeth. The background is a gray patio and green grass.
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  • Pear

    2 years ago

    Meme:

    The image shows a magician in the top half, who says, "And for my next trick I will disappear." The bottom half shows a close-up of the same man with a pear next to his face. The text says, "Fuck you pear, you taste like shit."
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  • Gatorade

    1 year ago
    A person is squeezing a toy alligator in a lemon squeezer. A bottle of Gatorade stands nearby. In the background, the Stonks Guy looks at the scene. The text reads: "When life gives you gators make Gatorade."
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  • Grape

    1 year ago
    The image shows a yellow cartoon duck standing in a dark room, with a sword visible behind it. Above the duck are speech bubbles with text: 'im not gonna ask you again where are the grapes'
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  • Grape

    1 year ago
    A black and brown dachshund dog with bulging blue eyes and swollen cheeks looks directly at the camera. The text at the top of the image reads: "When you eat a grape at the grocery store and make eye contact with an employee."
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  • Guy

    1 year ago
    A man pushes a shopping cart full of bananas in a grocery store. Text above and below the image says: "That is the guy from the maths book who buys 50 bananas without a reason."
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  • Life

    1 year ago
    A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.
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  • Food

    8 months ago
    The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows the text "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" with a wooden background and a heart shape made of vegetables and fruits. The bottom panel shows Batman looking stoic in front of a city background and the text "Some Chinese guy right now:".
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  • Apple

    2 years ago
    A red apple with human eyes and mouth in the center of a black square.
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  • Caption

    1 year ago

    Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...

    The image shows two halves of what appears to be an orange, but the caption on top says "THE APPLE". The two halves are aligned, and the cut surfaces show the typical inner structure of an orange. The orange parts are a light orange color. The image is displayed against a neutral background.
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  • Strawberry

    1 year ago
    A digital art image shows three cartoonish fruits on a gray concrete surface. In the foreground, a bright red strawberry with a large open-mouthed smile and wide eyes appears to be running forward. Behind the strawberry, a green pear with an anxious expression and darting eyes is also running. To the right, a banana, partially peeled to reveal the white fruit, has a sinister smile and appears to be chasing the other fruits.
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  • Strawberry

    3 months ago
    A close-up shot of a juice bottle with the text "How many strawberries did we squeeze in? 22! Plus 1/2 bananas. We used geometry... and a mallet." Below, additional text says, "How did they find One sextillion, one hundred twenty-four quintillion, seven hundred twenty-seven quadrillion, seven hundred seventy-seven trillion, six hundred seven billion, six hundred eighty thousand strawberries."
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  • Nut

    11 months ago
    A hand giving a thumbs up in front of a sign that reads "GO NUTS IN HERE". The sign belongs to a restaurant called AYOUB'S.
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  • Banana

    1 year ago
    A banana is carved into the shape of a gun.
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  • Mango

    18 days ago
    The image displays a simulated smartphone incoming call screen. The caller ID shows 'Marcel Mango' at the top, with 'Calling...' directly below it. The main image for the caller is an anthropomorphic mango with a human face, including eyes, a prominent mustache, and a beard. The mango is depicted wearing a grey pinstripe suit jacket, a thick gold chain with a dollar sign pendant, and several gold rings on its fingers. In the background behind the mango, there are stacks of gold bars. Below the 'Calling...' text, the phrase 'Missing this call' is prominently displayed. At the bottom of the screen are options: 'Remind Me' and 'Message' alongside their respective icons, and large red 'Decline' and green 'Accept' call buttons.
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  • Bird

    7 months ago
    A photo of a yellow object that looks like a banana duck hybrid. The text on the image says, "Identify this bird!"
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  • Grape

    6 months ago
    A digital rendering depicts a yellow duck standing in a dimly lit room, with a sword slightly visible behind it. A speech bubble above the duck reads: "I'm not gonna ask you again: where are the grapes?"
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  • Hair

    2 years ago

    I cant un see this:

    The image shows a split panel. On the left is an anime character with purple, grape-like hair. On the right is a person with a shaved head and actual grapes arranged on it in the same shape as the anime character's hair. The text "I can't unsee it" is displayed at the top.
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