Home jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.