What does a house wear? a-dress
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?
When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".
One day I got home and told my girlfriend "I cheated on you." she replied with "F**k you" I then said "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
If all your clothes where stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
What can you never tell an orphan? Go home to your parents.
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons
A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"
Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
Techer: If you dont understand ask your parents at home. Orphan: I dont have neither of those :c
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman he couldn't find his way home
what is orpans favoutie movie home alone
