Home Jokes

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

y can orphans only hit a triple in baseball

Because they dont know where home is

What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?

Lego so he can build a home.

Why couldn’t the orphan find home ?

Didn’t have eyes.

Earth is full, Go home!

People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.

Why can't oraphans play basball?

because they dont know where home is

Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed

Orphans can be let away with anything really bad at school Cause they can't be sent home for it

46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

what makes a child an orphan?

their parents left the for good :D

what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms

Why does orphans only have Samsung’s . Becausethe6 don’t have a home button

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food