Home Jokes

I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

My friend just got a new house, he told me to make myself at home, so i threw him out. I hate visiters.

I heard a joke about chocolate

It wasn’t that funny

I just Snicker-ed

What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister

There both sweet home Alabama

I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food

Why would an orphan be a good spiderman

Because his parents will be far from home

What do you call a house with dog hair? A shed

I was on an orphans website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page

A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣

What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?

Spider man Far from home

Why don’t orphans now how to use a phone

Because they don’t know where home is

Dark jokes are like home a lot of people don't get.

School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"

I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.

What's red, small, wet and crawls up your leg? - A homesick abortion

Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate

There were three guys stranded on a desert island. Each were granted one wish by a genie that found them. The first guy said "i wish to go back home." The second guy says the same, and the third guy said, "im lonely i wish my friends were back here."