Home jokes

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Why can't orphans call their friends?

Because they don't have a home phone!

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?

They couldn't hit home base.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

What do you call an orphan? Homeless.

What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

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Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

You can't get either one at home.