Home jokes
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
Memes
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.