Home jokes
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Memes
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Anybody home? :)
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Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
You can't give an orphan homework.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"