Home jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
You can't give an orphan homework.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.