Home jokes
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
You can't give an orphan homework.