Home jokes
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.