Hoe jokes
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Toes for hoes.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.