New Hoe Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at 3 hoes.

What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?

“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”

What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?

Condoms!

Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?

He always gets a great turnout.

Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?

He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.

Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."

The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus.

The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz.

The third lady says, "I never had a husband."

The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo."

They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.

The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse."

"How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"