I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
Cause she was transgender.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up. I mean honestly, what are they going to do tell there parents? 😂😂
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies
(He was hit by a train
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Orphans don't have parents!!1! ahahahaha ahahaha plz like and subscribe and hit that bell icon #logang #imagamerpersonwedontfuckwiththegenderbinary #wedontfuckingeneral #nofilter #rememberifyousubscribethenisubscribeback
why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, "No, shes upstairs with Uncle john" "Uncle john? i don't know an Uncle John." "no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy" "no i'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family." "Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally. "Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now." "Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!' "Great job Sally! What did she says?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
then dad replies "Swimming pool? we dont have a...is this 468-1843?"
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
What’s the difference between my mom and the twin towers my mom got hit by two cars the twin towers got hit by two planes
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?........ Aaaawwwww I got dicklash
I was playing Baseball with a orphans but when they hit a homerun they had nowhere to go
Do you like Wendy's when dese nuts hit your face
Why can’t a orphan hit a home run Bc he doesn’t have a home
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die
MY name is Justin I like boys hit me up?
