Hit

Hit Jokes

Jail

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Boss

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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Bruise

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

Game

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Stanley Cup

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

Football

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

Plane Crash

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

Emo

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

Adoption

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.

Tower

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

Brother

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Musician

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

Mama

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.