Hit jokes
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Memes
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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