Hit jokes

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.

Stop the cap.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Why did James fall off the swing?

He had no arms.

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!

2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.