I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
