Hit jokes

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink!

What happened when a hammer punished the nail?

He hit him.

When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.

Stop the cap.

2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving!

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!