Hit jokes
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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