Hit jokes
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.