Hit Jokes

life is never hard until you get hit hard with

nostalgia hits you like a train. it's so hard, you can even wake up.

What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?

2001 called,... they hit the pentagon

bob it, twist it, pull it, hit, turn it, twist it, slide it.

John kreeses forehead broke when silver hit ‘‘em in the forehead

One time, a man got mad at me because i was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on man it was only a couple of bruises!

I don’t know why I’m in jail so basically I was at a gun range and we were suppose to hit the targets even though I hit it

yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS

so nfl teams were playing football on me and then justin jefferson hit some thing called the gritty on me

Why did the dog cross the road? It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

How ironic is this ?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first

The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope

i beat up a failed musician until he started crying. i thought a few hits would cheer him up!

What do you call a Titan who can't swim????? Titanic Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. my version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp it would be unsinkable. What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the ice berg ? I'm breaking up with you.

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?

a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.