Hit jokes
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Memes
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.