Hit Jokes

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving!

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.