Hit jokes
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.