Hit

Hit Jokes

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.