What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna I’d hit that
The twin towers shouldve known they were gonna get hit when there mom said here comes the airplane!
why did hitler get hit by a car? because he did na-zi that coming
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
y can orphans only hit a triple in baseball
Because they dont know where home is
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
My aim is cursed one of my angry birds hit a field
if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
whats the difference between the tts and and a emo bitch
the twin towers hit the ground
I didnt get the joke at first then it hit me like a plane
What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hit-her!
What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?
The feather because the emo is hung in the tree
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
The last time I had flying lessons I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat
