Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?
The feather because the emo is hung in the tree
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
