The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Look I didn't hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.
I was tickling my step brothers balls and then it hit me why is he laughing
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i'll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i'll die. I hope i'll born to a new hole life.
2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it
If you were driving when all the sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes you sick bastard.
when kobe's pilot hit the mountain he said "kobe"
Today is sad my sister got hit by a car and I lost my license as a driver
What do you do when your dish washer stops working
Hit your wife harder
