What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits
To People who say that depression hits hard... The car begs to disagree
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy.... and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the "girl" takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:...... um
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...a girl scout that got hit by a car
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
People are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe
How is Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same they both hit the ground really hard.
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Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
a man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion. maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said “THATS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE” the man replied with “no, it’s not domestic violence it’s DUMBASS-D*CK VIOLENCE”
If I called you gay you would probably hit me with your purse
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, "No, shes upstairs with Uncle john" "Uncle john? i don't know an Uncle John." "no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy" "no i'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family." "Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally. "Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now." "Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!' "Great job Sally! What did she says?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
then dad replies "Swimming pool? we dont have a...is this 468-1843?"
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When I hit a home run I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
I hit something when i pulled into my driveway. and then i noticed that my cat was missing.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
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