Hit jokes

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.

A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?

The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

To people who say that depression hits hard...

The car begs to disagree.

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."

When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."

Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"

Son:...... um

What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

...A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

People are like trees...

They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.