Hit jokes
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.