History jokes
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Memes
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Make America Great Britain again!
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!