History jokes
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Make America Great Britain again!
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.