History jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.