History jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What is a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.