History jokes
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Memes
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
What would you do if you were killed?
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.