History jokes
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Memes
ChatGPT left Hitler thinking for himself...
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.