History jokes
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)