History jokes
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Memes
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Make America Great Britain again!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.