History jokes
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Make America Great Britain again!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.