History jokes
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Memes
The Austrian flag simply explained!
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.