History jokes
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."