History jokes
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
The Austrian flag simply explained!
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.