“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
Christopher Columbus:*Sees native americans* Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care.......... Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit
history teacher: They had a temporary cure for the disease , but it would be years before the found a cure for life. Student: I need that.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee
Dear Victims.....äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building...äh Amazing City. Theres online but 2000 there ware two Towers.....äh Restaurants. We Hijack the plane....äh Hi Jack. Jack is my Co-pilot and i said hello. Don‘t scream...History Repea..äh.. History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport“💀
Back To The Future-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY Marty but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use Shake-spears.
what do rubics cube and mellons have in common they have a history of seprateing colors
Did Delaware a New Jersey? Idaho Alaska
What it actually means (Did dela wear a New Jersey? I don’t know I’ll ask her) Ps. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family: " My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans and my uncle against the Argentinians." The friend replied: " It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!" GPerri Milano
what's a cows favorite newspaper? The Daily M0Os oh my frcikig god cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.
i heard world war 500000 in my parents
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside
"I don't want to go on my at home history." -my friend, anon 2019
