History jokes
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.