History jokes
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.