History jokes
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.