"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What's black and white?
History.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
