History jokes

What's the same with shoes and slaves?

When they get loose, you tie them up.

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they're missing two towers.

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.

Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.

Article 4: the Titanic sank.

Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.

You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they lost two towers.

I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."

Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?

Covid.

How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.