Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
History Jokes
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What's black and white?
History.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
