My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
Christopher Columbus:*Sees native americans* Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care.......... Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. MY NAME SHOWS IT ALL IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IDC AT ALL, YOU CAN BAN ME. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, WITHOUT GOD, ISR-EL IS NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, ONE LAST TIME, FREE FREE PALESTINE!
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
i heard world war 500000 in my parents
"I don't want to go on my at home history." -my friend, anon 2019
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
the romans conquered Africa,the conquered Europe, they conquered Britain. then they stopped probably ran out of conkers
