History jokes
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
What's black and white?
History.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.